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5 reasons..



..how you know that you're living countrified:


if you walk into a grocery store, wearing a new short jeans and a bohemian sweater, suddenly everybodys' heads turn to you and watch you come in.


if you're asking yourself who the fuck actually was the last person you made out with - lucky you, at least everybody else remembers!

if you have to go to church to feel powerful, or even better: if you just joined some religious association and now be treated as the queen of state and be hardly recognized after leaking from that.

if every party you go to, the male part consist of at least half the guys you have ever been on a date with and the female part of girls that either took yours or you took their boyfriends.

if you're known as someones "little one", even if you just turned thirty and actually the bartender knows your name and age, so that you don't stand a chance getting alcohol if you're not 18 yet.

..and now, just to make sure YOU're sure that you really have a dreary, hopeless, countrified life, look out the window and when you see a cow: congratulations - you're part of that perfect little world. i'm jealous of every single person who isn't.

N.



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